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I Love You

17 Sep 2006

I just read in a Flemish newspaper that in Hong Kong, the first(?) auction of personalized licence plates (vanity licence plates) has been organized on Saturday. The ‘I LOVE U’ licence plate went over the counter for a mere 180.000 dollars. Other uncommon plates such as HANDSOME, BABYFACE and MR DVD were auctioned as well. The morning session alone was good for 770.000 dollars. Local authorities want to gather money for projects that benefit the poor with actions such as these. They’re counting to draw in roughly 9 million dollars a year. Interesting. How much would you pay for a personalized plate? And what would it say?

After a bit more research I’ve found some other remarkable facts about this trend. It’s not the first time this is happening in Hong Kong. Back in 1999, Cora Tse, a secretary at a construction company sent to represent her boss, tittered nervously and made a winning bid, the equivalent of about $45,000. All for a piece of plastic labeled “HY1″ to be placed on the rear of her boss’ car. His company is called Hop Yuen. And he, of course, is No. 1.

Blond Plate

Vanity license plates are one thing. Many countries and U.S. states allow their citizens to advertise themselves, their true loves or their fantasies on their cars, usually for a modest fee. But Hong Kong has taken the licence plate game to a new level by auctioning off requested or desirable plates to raise money for government-approved charities. In 1994, for instance, a wealthy man named Albert Yeung Sau-shing paid nearly $4 million (13 million HK dollars) for the right to a single-digit plate: “9.” That number nine sounds like “ever lasting” in Cantonese.

In February 2006, actor and Hong Kong action hero Jackie Chan paid 1.5 million dollars (192,000 US) for a lucky car license plate, marking one of the highest prices reached at auction this year. The plate digits were ‘123′. Money well spent.

A mysterious man in a mask drove off with the most expensive vehicle license plate sold in Hong Kong since 1997, shelling out HK$7.1 million (US$910,000) at a weekend auction, a Hong Kong newspaper reported on Monday. The man, who wore a surgical mask and would not identify himself, left the auction immediately after winning the bid for license plate number 12, which sounds like “certainly easy” in Cantonese, the South China Morning Post said in February 2005.

 
 

Ricky Gervais Videos

08 Sep 2006

Allrighty. After the clips for Microsoft UK, I dug up some more Ricky Gervais stuff on Google Video. Here are some brilliant snippets for you to enjoy:
These two clips are video podcasts, I’ll try to digg up some more, but they’re not easy to find (yet):

Various snippets: Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Ads Without Brandname

01 Sep 2006

Sometimes it’s really difficult to put a name on a brand if you’ve got no product link at all. I’ve received a lot of ‘cool’ images already by many people (thanks for that, by the way. You know who you are) but when I ask them where they got it all I get is ’some stupid site’. If I ask for credits, the answer as always negative. So. Then I end up with a stash of nice visuals but totally no information about them. On the one hand it means that the creator of the ad has failed to do his job right, that the copy wasn’t clear enough or the product not pictured well enough. On the other hand, there’s no other hand. ;) But we can play a game of ‘guess the brand’. I’ll go first:

Brand Unknown 1

Brand Unknown 2

Brand Unknown 3

I think the first ad is one for a brand of beds. Clearly the bed is too small for the people that are ‘being cosy’ in it. The kid is filming the situation to send the video to the store that sells beds so he can negotiate a discount for his parents.

The second ad is either for wooden floors (parquet), or for some sort of head wound disinfection product. It could also be for real Oriental nunchaku or nunchucks. I’m not quite sure. This one is a bit tricky.

The third ad is for a new breed of mini-cows. The copy reveals it’s for some sort of milk from the mini-cow, which would make every kid strong. It’s a general fact that mini-cows have more proteins in the milk and more vitamins as well. Which is good.

 

Formula 1 Shrubery

30 Aug 2006

Back in April I posted this picture of a Volkswagen Beetle in someone’s backyard, totally assembled and trimmed out of greenery. Well, here’s something even more impressive:

Formula 1 Hedge

I wonder how many times a month this needs to be adjusted.

 
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Posted in Geek, Humor

 

Branded Condoms

29 Aug 2006

This one is pretty lame but I’ve gotten it over a dozen times by email, which would mean it’s somewhat viral in one way or the other. The purpose isn’t anything else but humor and some twisted mind got busy thinking about the concept and started drawing it all out. I don’t know where it comes from, have totally no idea what the purpose is other than trying to amuse a certain audience. It reminds me of silly jokes we used to make in the first and second grade, trying to find ’sexual’ alternatives for generally known abbreviations or taking some brand’s slogan and ripping it out of its context, giggling girlish with anything that had something to do with women or sex. I think this is something of the same level of intelligence, but nevertheless, it’s consumer generated, it concerns brands and yeah, in one distant way or the other it sort of links to advertising as well I guess.

Brand Slogans vs. Condoms
 
 

PlayStation Spoof Ad

20 Aug 2006

Hah! I was wondering why it took so long for anybody to come up with a spoof on the PlayStation ads that ran a while ago. Now it seems some crazy mind took some time off to create a really funny one, starring Michael Jackson:

Original

Spoof

Sorry for the low image quality. Creative unknown.

Campaign:

 
 

Vintage Ads From Last Century

18 Aug 2006

One way or the other I stumbled upon this archive of totally deranged and freaked out ads from the previous century. One ad more disturbing than the other, this gives you quite a good overview of the misfits in the advertising sector. Damn, some of those ads are simply wrong and so not-done. If you were to push this kind of ads today, you’d be sued by a gazillion pressure groups and social organisations.

Heroin

Check out ye olde ads

 

Bloody Heinz

17 Aug 2006

This is an example of consumer generated content, it is by no means endorsed or approved by Heinz and I don’t think they’ll like it very much that it’s out in the open, but since it’s been circulating quite a bit, I thought I’d blog it here to share it with the rest of the admosphere. I’m not quite sure what to think of it. It’s not shocking but the least you could say is that it makes you frown just a little bit. As a direct consequence of the frowning, you might question the mental health of the creator of the faux ad, whose identity remains unknown. Freaky. It reminds me of a famous line Barney Gumble once said in The Simpsons: “Just plug it into my vain”. My apologies for the low quality if the image, but like I’ve said: it’s been going around very much and that leaves its scars.

Bloody Heinz

Thanks, Ben.