Bash.org is the home of the internet Quote DataBase (QDB). What’s so funny about this? Well, on QDB funny chat or IRC conversations are logged and archived, then they’re offered for rating. If you like or dislike a quote, you can vote with the + and – links. If you feel that the quote doesn’t deserve to be in the database at all, click its [X] link next to it; while the quote will not be removed from the database immediately, it will be resubmitted for review, and it is possible that it will be removed. Here’s a grab of stuff I’m particularly fond of:
reaper: knock knock
SaladTongo: Who’s there
reaper: banana
SaladTongo: shit i didn’t think you’d find me here<Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
<Rault> I smoked weed through an apple for the first time today :D
<Madcowfucker> thats nothing
<Madcowfucker> you haven’t lived until you inject herion with a banana<Musket> is there an echo in here?
<ManOfStuff> an echo in here?
<FessyBugger> in here?
<Kajifox> here?<zien> ah i love water. it’s like nature’s fruit juice.
<cgom> ….FRUIT JUICE is nature’s fruit juice. moron.<Gelgameth> …Now wait a second.. There’s a class action lawsuit against wikipedia?
<Scarab> Anyone can join in and add a grievance.
You can read up to 18.000 and something quotes on the QDB of bash.org. Definitely a very amusing timewaster !
Wicked Simpsons Sites You’ve Never Seen :
* Springfield is for gay lovers of marriage
* Mr. X’s All The Muck That’s Fit To Rake
* Sexy Slumber Party (.com!) [this must be a hits-machine :) ]
Geeky ‘Your Mom’ Jokes:
Your mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to use substitution to find the definite integral of f(x)=x^2 over the interval 0
Your mom is so fat that when she jumps astronomers have to recalculate Hubble’s constant.
Yeah, geeks will be geeks. See a lot more jokes in the ‘your mom joke directory‘.
carol wang
March 22, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Yo mama is so dumb seh couldn’t pass a blood test !!!!
LOL
sam f
March 22, 2007 at 10:46 pm
yo mama is so ugly that no one would let her into the ugly competition because they arnt allowed proffesionals
shithead
March 24, 2007 at 5:13 pm
this is a load of CRAP!!!
archi
March 25, 2007 at 7:16 pm
your mammas so fat, when she walked outside in a green cardigan all the people in japan screamed GODZILLA!!
archi
March 25, 2007 at 7:17 pm
your mammas s fat, she got knocked over by a parked car.
archi
March 25, 2007 at 7:18 pm
your mammas so fat, every time she turns round its her birthday
archi
March 25, 2007 at 7:18 pm
I AM THE BEST AT THESE JOKES!
Coolz0r
March 25, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Obviously you are :)
Lame McLamerson
March 26, 2007 at 1:09 pm
ur mamas so ugly, she looked out of the window and got arrested for mooning!
By the way, you guys are really lame and are pervy creeps who have nothing better to do with ur life!!!
Just thought we’d tell you that….
And also submit that wkd joke!
LOla
March 26, 2007 at 6:37 pm
how dare you the simpsons is the best show on this damn earth so you take everything that you said back or i’ll kill you ok punk PS: go to hell!!!
Lame McYOUREGAY
March 27, 2007 at 2:42 pm
It is pretty good but we rnt obsessed with it… unlike you freaks!
seriously, how sad r u losers?!
heehee u SUCK!
coolkid
March 28, 2007 at 9:58 pm
you geeks r soo GEEKY i hate this site
bryon martinez
March 29, 2007 at 10:43 pm
yo mommas so fat when she see’s a school bus she says hey twinky wait up
punkasss
March 31, 2007 at 4:53 am
you freaks are seriously obsssessed!!!!i mean i like the show but i do not watch it 24/7 and if you do watch it then you can bet that you are just a lame geek loser who has nothing better to do than watch the simpsons and eat potato chips loaded with fat and calories….but hey if want to be overweight and jobless then its up to you…..ADIOS
jimmy
April 1, 2007 at 2:15 am
your mamma is so fat that when her beeper goes off people think she’s backin up LOL =)
Jessica Stewart
April 1, 2007 at 1:20 pm
your mommas so poor the repo men repossessed her cardboard box! hehehe! I’ll rule the world yet! u just wait nd see! mwahahahahahahaha!
Moo
April 1, 2007 at 4:28 pm
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN POOL THE POOL JUMPED OUT LOL
koolboy99
April 3, 2007 at 11:56 am
ur mama so fat she takes up both sides of the family!!! all u guys r pussys u wuldnt beat up an ant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Schnoodle Noodle (Lame McLamerson)
April 4, 2007 at 12:46 pm
YOU SUCK!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOSERS!
mr poopy
April 5, 2007 at 6:21 am
id have sex with marge..wud u?….shed go off i reckon
whats it 2 u
April 6, 2007 at 12:25 pm
ur moma so fat when she sits on the bus she sits next to every one xD
ur moma so dum she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. xD
DaMan
April 7, 2007 at 11:24 pm
yo mommas so dumb she goes to poundland and asks for the price.
john doe
April 8, 2007 at 8:52 pm
u guys are all nerds
tom in spain
April 9, 2007 at 4:01 am
your mummas like a railway track
getting laid continuaslly!
Sara
April 10, 2007 at 1:27 am
I`m glad my fat ugly Momma isn`t alive to read all of this
ilikebigbuts
April 10, 2007 at 3:14 am
Your mummas got more rolls than a french bakery
Gmac
April 10, 2007 at 3:46 am
yo momma so dumb she went to buy the recepie for ice haha
Gmac
April 10, 2007 at 3:46 am
and yes i would have sex with marge
magic me
April 10, 2007 at 9:38 pm
ur mommas sooo old she went to school with jesus
lol?
April 11, 2007 at 12:14 am
your momma’s so poor, that on halloween, she was the treat..
dustin
April 13, 2007 at 3:58 pm
your momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
shabba
April 14, 2007 at 12:25 pm
OMG u lad losers “oh i would have sex wiv marge” shes a CARTOON.Besides none of u sad acts s evr gonna get a shag!!!
wow
April 15, 2007 at 12:27 am
im with Shabba… you guys fuckin suck…how old are you…obsessing over cartoons, bit pathetic dont ya think…besides… even for a CARTOON marge isnt hot…shes fucken yellow…looks like shes got liver poisoning or some shit
Don't give a shit
April 17, 2007 at 5:44 am
ur all fucked in the head i could give a shit less about you nerds but i thought i’d speak up. o yea, ur all full of shit with these retarded jokes give it the fuck up
Don't give a shit
April 17, 2007 at 5:46 am
oh yea, and wow has a good fuckin point
aint guna tel ya
April 17, 2007 at 12:49 pm
dis is da most random loada shit i’v eva seen in mi hole life ,
+ btw i rekun u pplz needa get out mre , coz wen u stand up frm ur computer chairs ders body dents in em :D:D:D:D
jack fc
April 18, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Yo mamma is so poor she cant even pay atention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!
yo mamma is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her arse on the light bulb!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
this girl.
April 19, 2007 at 2:43 pm
yo mama is so dumb her friend asked her to get a job online she said “where is the line?” lol. pure keeper that one is. Peace out.
this girl.
April 19, 2007 at 2:46 pm
oh yeah btw.. if sum of u ppl dun giv a shit bout dis den.. wtf r u doing here? arnt u out doin sumtin “more important”? y bother.
Marks Mother
April 19, 2007 at 10:15 pm
mark is really gay like his momma
Anthony's mother
April 19, 2007 at 10:15 pm
hey whos talking about my little anthony like that. its not funny. im gonna call the police.
bj jones
April 19, 2007 at 10:18 pm
my mom is so fat that she cleans her plate twice
havoc
April 21, 2007 at 8:04 pm
yo guys r so puur you can only say things about not exist guys
havoc
April 21, 2007 at 8:05 pm
so long suckers bwahh hah ha ha ha
cj
April 22, 2007 at 10:04 pm
all of you who comminted are stupid
cj
April 23, 2007 at 1:51 am
marge is one sexy beast how i wish i had her in bed like that
hey you
April 24, 2007 at 5:09 pm
why are u so obsessed with marge she is a cartoon…. yous are just plane stupid use your brain people…. :~} if i was you i would use the mamma jokes or say nwt at all……
kieran
April 26, 2007 at 5:35 pm
ur mam`s so fat that when she went into kfc she asked how much the bucket on the roof was.
im not emo
April 28, 2007 at 9:00 am
umm, y would u want 2 have sex wif marge? shes a cartoon and i hate her voice,
and i have the best joke
your mammas so old that she waitressed at the last supper
B3N 666
April 28, 2007 at 10:00 pm
dudez an dudettez 1 the your momma jokes r shit and u nerdz need a life how bout u get u fat asses off the nerd machine (computer) an get a job an a gerl and u go out side ty luv every normal person gonna inilate all nerdz hehehehe