Bash.org is the home of the internet Quote DataBase (QDB). What’s so funny about this? Well, on QDB funny chat or IRC conversations are logged and archived, then they’re offered for rating. If you like or dislike a quote, you can vote with the + and – links. If you feel that the quote doesn’t deserve to be in the database at all, click its [X] link next to it; while the quote will not be removed from the database immediately, it will be resubmitted for review, and it is possible that it will be removed. Here’s a grab of stuff I’m particularly fond of:
reaper: knock knock
SaladTongo: Who’s there
reaper: banana
SaladTongo: shit i didn’t think you’d find me here<Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
<Rault> I smoked weed through an apple for the first time today :D
<Madcowfucker> thats nothing
<Madcowfucker> you haven’t lived until you inject herion with a banana<Musket> is there an echo in here?
<ManOfStuff> an echo in here?
<FessyBugger> in here?
<Kajifox> here?<zien> ah i love water. it’s like nature’s fruit juice.
<cgom> ….FRUIT JUICE is nature’s fruit juice. moron.<Gelgameth> …Now wait a second.. There’s a class action lawsuit against wikipedia?
<Scarab> Anyone can join in and add a grievance.
You can read up to 18.000 and something quotes on the QDB of bash.org. Definitely a very amusing timewaster !
Wicked Simpsons Sites You’ve Never Seen :
* Springfield is for gay lovers of marriage
* Mr. X’s All The Muck That’s Fit To Rake
* Sexy Slumber Party (.com!) [this must be a hits-machine :) ]
Geeky ‘Your Mom’ Jokes:
Your mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to use substitution to find the definite integral of f(x)=x^2 over the interval 0
Your mom is so fat that when she jumps astronomers have to recalculate Hubble’s constant.
Yeah, geeks will be geeks. See a lot more jokes in the ‘your mom joke directory‘.
kaza
April 29, 2007 at 8:37 pm
u mama soo stuped she tripd over a wireles phone
luva-of-music!!
April 30, 2007 at 10:38 am
SAVE A COW EAT A VEGETRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shara
May 1, 2007 at 4:03 am
what the hell is wrong with yall with yo m,ama jokes my god yall are stuiped i mean would you want people taliking about yo moms mama jokes need to stop for good they are stuiped everyone here that said a momma joke can burn in hell
shara
May 1, 2007 at 4:06 am
im not kidding either
grim
May 1, 2007 at 4:07 am
yall are so bad yall need to get a life
cypher
May 1, 2007 at 10:46 am
i love marge she is so georgeus i want to see her naked dude, anyway your momma is so fat that when she went into space she got stuck between earth and pluto
dude
May 1, 2007 at 5:13 pm
-Yo mamma i’ so fat she jump in da air an’ she got stuck
-Yo mama is so fat she was lying on the beach and green peace came and through her back in
skinny mom
May 1, 2007 at 10:22 pm
my mom isnt fat
D-man
May 1, 2007 at 10:34 pm
your mom has more chins then a chinese phone book!!
skinny mom
May 2, 2007 at 12:01 am
your moms so fat if she fell over shed cause a tsunami
Mehok
May 2, 2007 at 5:44 pm
your mammas so fat, every time she turns round its her birthday
i spotted this joke in the first 10 comments and my comment to that is if you want to copy jokes from Nutty Professor Please For the love of god change it arround so no one can figure it out
and here is another one
Yo Mama is so fat her belt size the an equator
and another
Yo Mama is so stupid when someone tried to tell her a Knock Knock Joke she went to answer the door.
skaplly
May 15, 2007 at 12:56 pm
she is so sexy!
jonny
May 16, 2007 at 2:14 pm
yo mom is so fat that when she sees hampsons it is sold out in five secs
jonny
May 16, 2007 at 2:15 pm
yo mom is so fat wen she got on de scales the doctor said one at a time plz
Dudett
May 19, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Why the hell would you say that you want to have sex with marge! You probably didn’t even fuck anyone in ur whole live! Get a life and move on!!!! And everyone that called people nerds is a nerd! You need to shut the fuck up, learn some maners and grow the FUCK UP you ass holes! Your on the com[uter right now and your probably fatter then everyone here that said something!
bamberboy
June 15, 2007 at 4:52 pm
yo mama so fat she went missing so they put her picture on the milk truck
yo mama is so fat she went out werin a yellow dress and people started yelling TAXI
yo mama is so fat she stepped on the scales and it said to be continued
yo mama is so fat she stepped on the scales and her phone number came up
2sexy4u
June 26, 2007 at 4:14 am
ok this is the best one ur ever gonna hear u lamos lol
ur mammas sooooooo ugly she got an apology letter from the condom factory
beat dat hotstuff
Honey5002
July 15, 2007 at 6:04 pm
your mammas so fat i tried to skid round her but i ran out of petrol
Sheri
July 16, 2007 at 11:48 pm
I like the simpsons.the show is funny. and if you think it’s stupid for others to right a comment then you shouldnt have either so that makes you no different. and yes they have better things to do but to sit around, and how do you know who or how they are.ecxactly. and like I said if you dont think anyone should make a comment then you don’t need to make one eather. so get off it
You Are Dunbasses
July 17, 2007 at 10:32 am
You guys suck and those jokes are lame like you fucking freaks and your mama is so stupid she had you.
P:S You all suck.And you all sick in the head
SHITHEAD
July 18, 2007 at 8:45 pm
YOU GUYS ARE DUMB
Miss.Rawr
July 20, 2007 at 4:51 am
I love how the people who commented on this website, saying that everyone on this was a nerd, or that the jokes are dumb, or even that the person themselves were dumb, were in fact grammatically incorrect. I have seen 8 year old write better shit than that. Anyway, props to the jokes, they were awesome.
duwaa
July 20, 2007 at 1:54 pm
some a dem are wicked funny
:^D
July 21, 2007 at 4:17 am
And I love how they all say they would have sex with marge after every flammer claims their nerds.
LMAO!
Random Guy
July 21, 2007 at 10:36 am
Ur Mummas So Fat, she took up da whole super market
U no u luv dat 1.
:~D egg :~D
Random Guy
July 21, 2007 at 10:38 am
How da f*** do you even want to THINK about thinking about thinking about fucking a cartoon character. u all sick
derrrrr
July 22, 2007 at 6:26 am
yo mama so dumb, they said it was chilly outside, and she went and got a bowl.
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
DaGuyWhoFinxDaSimpsonsIsDaBestShowEverInvented
July 22, 2007 at 6:04 pm
ok dudes it is gross sayin u wud hav sex wiv a cartoon caricter but she doooes look kinda hot in the pic above, but still . . .
anyway, most gays whove sed ‘wat loser rites on this ur all gay’ are actually callin them selves gay. if thay want 2 rite on it thay can!!! u dickheads leave people alone!!!
anyway . . .
your mama so fat i took my morning jog around her
and
your mama so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops (luv that one, it rules!!!)
-dani-
July 22, 2007 at 7:43 pm
does anyone have a big pic of spider pig?
duhh
July 22, 2007 at 10:41 pm
ur mom is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking toll and waited for a gumball to come out
That Little Guy In The Corner!
July 23, 2007 at 3:51 am
“I’m so wrorny so wronrny just a writtle wronry”
The Meaning Of life is…………Yo Mudu
Have a think about how you were created….. How your mudu and you Fudu did it….. You know how your Fudu got his nob and stuck it in the slot….. like when you go to a casino and ever one is sticking things in slots.
“Think About It”
steven
July 23, 2007 at 12:33 pm
ur mum is so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs
smiley
July 23, 2007 at 1:25 pm
yr moms so fat she when she jumped in the sea she cozd da tunsami
Random Guy
July 23, 2007 at 10:31 pm
drop dead u ass holes get a life and learn some better jokes all ur moms r fat
Kety
July 24, 2007 at 9:43 am
I think you all are so stupeid, and you think you are the smartest
LOL
George
August 19, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Ur mammas soo dumb, she got hit by a parked car
irony
October 12, 2007 at 11:54 pm
I THINK that its funny that all these people are trying to be black with cheasy mama jokes, and that other people who are just ase nerdy call them nerds. And the truth is where all lifeless nerds for being on this radom website that i found on google (the internet would be a scary place without google)
irony
October 12, 2007 at 11:56 pm
and i know thats not exacly irony but stfu where lifeless nerds we shouldnt care……