The Pants Whisperer

29 Nov 2006

There’s a themed site for Durex (the condom brand) which is called ‘The Pants Whisperer’. On the site you go to an over enthusiastic therapist who’s overjoyed about penises (and the surrounding christmas decoration). Funny questions as ‘If I would offer you one million dollars for a night with your penis, what would you say?’ can only be answered by clicking on of the three ‘Yes’ buttons that appear. There’s also a penis name generator (apparently mine is ‘Ron the hammer of Thor’). Hilarious moments. Stories about the origin of the word testicle and lots more of comic relief assure you pleasure for a little while. Yet another great moment in penis history. In the ‘bang it’ section, consumers are invited to upload short clips of people or things they’ve been banging. Police cars, deers… you name it. You can see the site’s not been around for long yet, because there’s only a handful of short clips in the archive. I think the background music is totally cool. It reminds me of ‘muzak’ and tv-dinner music from the 50s and 60s.

The Pants Whisperer

Have a laugh at The Pants Whisperer | Thanks, Frank


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  1. Clo Willaerts

    November 30, 2006 at 4:20 pm

    LOL @ ‘Ron the hammer of Thor’ That’s got lots of R’s in it!

  2. r1ck33

    December 1, 2006 at 4:51 am

    There’s one I saw where an alien and then a puppy show up in that window behind her. Nice. (And my penis’s name is David the Fat Ninja.) Who is she?