Spam Jokes

By Miel Van Opstal

Man, those spammers sure are becoming creative and funny lately. Every day my Akismet blocks over 60 spam comments, and when I scroll through them to verify if no legit comment has been ‘blacklisted’ I tend to read once in a while what the ’spam meme’ of the moment is. These last few days, I get a lot of jokes. Some are totally not funny, others even make me smile. Then I wonder if I should approve the comment because it’s such a good try… see:

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Mum & Dad decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie” with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with an ice cream and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: “There’s a car being towed from the parking lot” he shouted.
A few moments passed. “An ambulance just drove by”
A few moments later, “Looks like the Anderson’s have company” he called out.
“Matt’s riding a new bike…..”
“The Coopers are having sex!!”
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked, “How do you know they are having sex??”
“Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with an ice cream too.”

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Hehe. A classic. Maybe I should start to bundle and publish these spam jokes? I don’t know. They’re plenty. My guess is I’d have a trilogy within the year.



4 Comments so far »

  1. Robin Wauters said

    on June 13, 2006 around 10:17 am

    You’re lucky. All I get is spam for expensive watches and free online poker.

    Speaking of jokes, apparently some scientist came up with the idea to carry out an experiment in order to find the funniest joke ever. You can find it at the bottom of the article on BBC.

    While we’re at it: here’s Monthy Python’s Killer Joke.

  2. Qween Lorry said

    on September 12, 2006 around 8:58 pm

    Congratulations on a great web site. I am a new computer user and finding you was like coming home. Continued success.

  3. Zarra Ock said

    on January 9, 2007 around 5:19 am

    Life sucks, or its just ones stupid idea?

  4. Jacky Trun said

    on January 30, 2007 around 6:42 am

    Shit happens, is it?

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