Kinky marketeers have found a new fear to market. With this splendid GPS device, tucked away from the eye in the underwear, you have the ability to track your loved ones 24 hours a day. Just to make sure your daughter isn’t skipping school, or your wife goes straight to work. I wonder why there are no forget-me-not-boxers… Probably because us guys are always the ones that are sincere all the way. No?
“This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it’s there! Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what matters most.”
Yeah. The restraining order says : ‘no! no!’ but her eyes say ‘yes! yes!’
I’m still wondering what they mean with ‘forget-me-not pantiesâ„¢ have built-in GPS and unique sensor technology giving you the forget-me-not advantage’.
Order yours right here !
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